What's this? What's this? AN ACTUAL REVIEW?!?!, yes I'm actually reviewing stuff again! Congrats to Broken Hearts Gallery for being the first movie I review since my slump, I can only hope that Eastward will be the first game that I finish and share my thoughts on since my slump.

I remember seeing the trailer for Broken Hearts when I went to see Tenet with my brother last year, I honestly didn't pay the trailer much any mind, and I remember the "you aren't wearing any pants" joke really turn me off in the trailer, and I couldn't really give you a good reason why other than "OOPS, my asexuality jumped out" and I guess I wrongly mistook that ONE joke as a warning that this movie would be really raunchy (despite being targeted to a feminine audience), which again is MY fault for taking that joke in the wrong way, and I dont know why I was acting like such a prude at that moment when I find stuff like Rip Wii Shop Channel and Baby Got DLC funny, I don't know what I was on, it was 2020 and I was just in a mood I guess.

 This movie caught my interest because one of my hyper fixations has decided that Dacre Montgomery is just the man of the year (or at least for the last 6 months), I do not choose the hyper fixations they choose me, I'm the Pikachu in this situation, not the trainer. It's weird when it picks a person, but I'll explain that in a whole 'nother post that's kind of compliment to this one, its an appreciation/gush post about him (but not gonna gush too much because my simp card can only take me so far, and he's a real person, so it's hard not to feel like creeper straight outta Minecraft-specifically the one from the creeper rap or the cute one from the MC dating sim, you feel me?). This interest in him is more an artistic muse type of vibe and not the BOOM BOOM I want you in my room if you know what  I mean. Anyways, I was interested in seeing him act in a more down-to-earth comedic role since he's really talented with more serious dramatic roles, I just wanted to see what he be like...